A gift nobody asked for
Send a friend a rock.
Not a gemstone. Not a crystal. Just a good, honest rock, picked at random, packed with care, and shipped with your note. It is ridiculous. It is also the gift they will keep on their desk for a decade.
How it works
Pick a personality
Every rock is random, but its vibe is up to you.
Write a note
Heartfelt, unhinged, or both. We print it and tuck it in.
We ship it
Your friend opens a box. Inside: a rock. Confusion, then joy.
Friendship, solidified
They text you a question mark. You have won.
Choose your rock's personality
The rock does not know about any of this. Please do not tell it.
The Listener
Says nothing. Judges nothing. Perfect for friends who need someone to vent to.
The Motivator
Solid. Grounded. Believes in you more than you believe in yourself.
The Pet Rock Classic
No food, no walks, no vet bills. The low maintenance companion of their dreams.
The Apology Rock
For when you messed up and words are hard. Heavy with regret (and also just heavy).
The Birthday Boulder
Not actually a boulder. Shipping a boulder would be a whole thing.
The Mystery Rock
We pick. You trust us. It is a rock either way.
Frequently asked questions
Is it really just a rock?
Yes. That is the whole bit. A real rock, a printed note, and a box. We believe in transparency, and also in rocks.
Can I choose the exact rock?
No. Rocks are chosen at random. Fate is part of the experience. You do choose its personality, which is basically the same thing.
Will my name be on it?
Your note and the sender name you enter will be included. Want to be anonymous? Just write Anonymous as the sender name. Very mysterious.
How much does it cost?
Pricing is being finalized. The current price is listed as TBD, which we admit is not a number.
Where do you ship?
We plan to start with US addresses.
Can I return a rock?
You could, but then you would have to mail a rock. Think about that.
Is the note checked?
Please keep it kind. We reserve the right to not ship rocks with mean or inappropriate notes.
Send a rock
Price per rock: TBD